[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/nejcastejsi-duvody-cim-zeny-stvou-sve-muze\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/nejcastejsi-duvody-cim-zeny-stvou-sve-muze\/","headline":"Nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed d\u016fvody, \u010d\u00edm \u017eeny \u0161tvou sv\u00e9 mu\u017ee","name":"Nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed d\u016fvody, \u010d\u00edm \u017eeny \u0161tvou sv\u00e9 mu\u017ee","description":"\u201eAno, mil\u00e1\u010dku, v\u016fbec nevypad\u00e1\u0161 tlust\u011b. Jsi kr\u00e1sn\u00e1. Ur\u010dit\u011b trumfne\u0161 tu svou kamar\u00e1dku. Jak\u017ee se jmenuje? Elv\u00edra?\u201c \u00a0 Typick\u00e9 \u0159e\u010di mu\u017ee, p\u0159ed kter\u00e9ho jeho p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b postavila t\u011b\u017ekou v\u00fdzvu, tedy j\u00ed \u0159ici, jestli v tom od\u011bvu, co si koupila u Diora za n\u011bkolik t\u011b\u017ece vyd\u011blan\u00fdch tis\u00edc korun vypad\u00e1 \u00fa\u017easn\u011b a sexy, a jestli n\u00e1hodou neztloustla, nebo\u0165 je...","datePublished":"2019-11-09","dateModified":"2023-05-01","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7726f7b8e3ba8979c4cf2ad896cb2e8cc05af8ceb17ce4fb40617b72e0be53b4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7726f7b8e3ba8979c4cf2ad896cb2e8cc05af8ceb17ce4fb40617b72e0be53b4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"caat.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a361941_w4359_t1575012008.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a361941_w4359_t1575012008.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/nejcastejsi-duvody-cim-zeny-stvou-sve-muze\/","about":["Vztahy"],"wordCount":642,"articleBody":"\u201eAno, mil\u00e1\u010dku, v\u016fbec nevypad\u00e1\u0161 tlust\u011b. Jsi kr\u00e1sn\u00e1. Ur\u010dit\u011b trumfne\u0161 tu svou kamar\u00e1dku. Jak\u017ee se jmenuje? Elv\u00edra?\u201c \t\u00a0\tTypick\u00e9 \u0159e\u010di mu\u017ee, p\u0159ed kter\u00e9ho jeho p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b postavila t\u011b\u017ekou v\u00fdzvu, tedy j\u00ed \u0159ici, jestli v tom od\u011bvu, co si koupila u Diora za n\u011bkolik t\u011b\u017ece vyd\u011blan\u00fdch tis\u00edc korun vypad\u00e1 \u00fa\u017easn\u011b a sexy, a jestli n\u00e1hodou neztloustla, nebo\u0165 je v t\u011bch \u0161atech nacpan\u00e1 jako sardinka v n\u00e1levu. Jen\u017ee, kdy\u017e to mu\u017e mus\u00ed opakovat nejm\u00e9n\u011b desetkr\u00e1t za den, je to velmi otravn\u00e9. Jestli mu nakonec vybouchnou nervy a natvrdo jeho slun\u00ed\u010dku \u0159ekne, \u017ee fakt ztloustla, nebo se ne\u0161\u0165astnou n\u00e1hodou splete a zept\u00e1 se, jestli nen\u00ed t\u011bhotn\u00e1, kupuje si jednosm\u011brnou j\u00edzdenku do pekla.\t\tAbych se vr\u00e1til k samotn\u00e9mu opakov\u00e1n\u00ed, nikdy nepochop\u00edm \u017eenskou logiku v tom ohledu, \u017ee neust\u00e1le pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed v\u0161echno opakovat. A\u0165 u\u017e ze strany jejich, nebo z opa\u010dn\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed. Jasn\u011b, vym\u011bn\u00edme tu \u017e\u00e1rovku, kter\u00e1 pr\u00e1skla p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem, nemus\u00edte n\u00e1m to v\u011b\u010dn\u011b opakovat. My jen \u010dek\u00e1me na vhodnou chv\u00edli, a hlavn\u011b a\u017e skon\u010d\u00ed fotbal. Ale i vy, holky, nejste zlat\u00ed\u010dka! Copak se mus\u00edte milionkr\u00e1t za den uji\u0161\u0165ovat, \u017ee na v\u00e1s nelezou zn\u00e1mky st\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, nebo \u017ee jste n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 jako za mlada? N\u00e1m, chlap\u016fm, m\u00e1te co vyt\u00fdkat, kdy\u017e vy nejste o nic lep\u0161\u00ed! A co se t\u00fd\u010de j\u00eddla, a\u017e budeme m\u00edt hlad, v\u00edme, kde je ledni\u010dka, a proto n\u00e1m nemus\u00edte om\u00edlat, jestli neum\u00edr\u00e1me hlady.\t\u00a0\tM\u00e1te n\u00e1ladu si pov\u00eddat? Ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 v\u00e1s nutkav\u00e1 pot\u0159eba v\u0161echno sd\u011blovat sv\u00e9mu okol\u00ed, rozum\u011bj sv\u00e9mu mil\u00e1\u010dkovi, proto\u017ee v dom\u00e1cnosti nen\u00ed nikdo jin\u00fd? Fajn, ale bavte se o n\u011b\u010dem, co bude zaj\u00edmat v\u00e1s oba. D\u00e1my, kdy\u017e nonstop tlach\u00e1te o sv\u00fdch kamar\u00e1dk\u00e1ch, pomlouv\u00e1te sv\u00e9 \u00fahlavn\u00ed nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 nebo hodnot\u00edte dne\u0161n\u00ed top\u00edk sv\u00e9 sousedky, v\u00e1\u0161 prot\u011bj\u0161ek obvykle \u201ep\u0159epne\u201c do m\u00f3du, kdy v\u00e1s neposlouch\u00e1, jen p\u0159ikyvuje, v hlav\u011b si p\u0159edstavuje, co by te\u010f jinak d\u011blal, a co bude d\u011blat pozd\u011bji, hlavou mu l\u00edtaj\u00ed nesmysln\u00e9, ba i nemravn\u00e9 my\u0161lenky, a kdy\u017e mu nakonec sv\u00e9ho monologu polo\u017e\u00edte test v podob\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky ohledn\u011b va\u0161ich probl\u00e9mk\u016f, jestli v\u00e1s poslouchal, najde si v\u00fdmluvu, pro\u010d se vytratit a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem se vyhnout odpov\u011bdi. Jestli m\u00e1te v\u00e1\u017en\u011b n\u00e1ladu si pov\u00eddat, mluvte o spole\u010dn\u00fdch z\u00e1jmech, nebo prob\u00edrejte va\u0161e jednotn\u00e9 trable.\t\u00a0\tTo, co v\u0161ak v\u00e1\u0161 mu\u017e opravdu nem\u016f\u017ee vyst\u00e1t je va\u0161e maminka, kter\u00e1 se rozhodla, \u017ee v\u00e1s poct\u00ed svou ne\u010dekanou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvou. A\u010dkoliv l\u00edt\u00e1te vzduchem \u010dilou radost\u00ed, by\u0165 si nenatlu\u010dete hlavu o strop, v\u00e1\u0161 milovan\u00fd pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b stejn\u00e9 pocity rozhodn\u011b nebude sd\u00edlet. V jeho o\u010d\u00edch je va\u0161e matka nemilosrdn\u00e1 bestie, kter\u00e9 se ani samotn\u00e9 peklo nevyrovn\u00e1. Sice se m\u016f\u017ee ve va\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dnosti tv\u00e1\u0159it, \u017ee se k n\u011bmu chov\u00e1 jako k vlastn\u00edmu synovi, v moment\u011b, kdy se od n\u00ed vzd\u00e1l\u00edte, mamka se zm\u011bn\u00ed na monstrum, co by r\u00e1do p\u0159\u00edtele usma\u017eilo na gigantick\u00e9 p\u00e1nvi s velk\u00fdmi \u010dili papri\u010dkami a extra p\u00e1livou om\u00e1\u010dkou.\t\tSna\u017ete se vyvarovat t\u011bmto situac\u00edm, kter\u00fdmi \u0161tvete sv\u00e9 mu\u017ee. U\u0161et\u0159\u00edte si t\u00edm pak mnoho probl\u00e9m\u016f, \u0161arv\u00e1tek a osam\u011bl\u00fdch noc\u00ed odd\u011blen\u00fdm span\u00edm.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.6\/5 - (7 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed d\u016fvody, \u010d\u00edm \u017eeny \u0161tvou sv\u00e9 mu\u017ee","item":"https:\/\/www.caat.cz\/nejcastejsi-duvody-cim-zeny-stvou-sve-muze\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]